Godot Wild Jam
Happy April Fools!
We’re sticking to what we do best: hosting game jams!
The next Godot Wild Jam starts on April 10th. Grab your team, join the next jam, and let’s make some actual games.
After 7+ years of hosting game jams, we’re saying goodbye to Godot, and hello to artisanal, small batch fruit preserves.
100% Bug-Free: Because we wash our fruit thoroughly. No more weird collision glitches, just smooth, spreadable goodness.
Zero Crunch Time: Except for the seeds! Our jam is slow-simmered to ensure a buttery-smooth 60 FPS (Flavors Per Spoonful).
Open-Source Recipes: Our jams are MIT licensed. You are free to fork our Preserves, but we recommend using a butter knife instead.
“I used to spend 72 hours debugging. Now I just spread Wild Jam on my sourdough and cry happy tears.”
– JohnGabrielUK
“Is the grape flavor backward compatible with my peanut butter? Pls respond.”
– D4yz
“At first I was furious because ‘Grape.gd’ is a terrible theme, but then I realized I was just supposed to put it on a bagel. 7.5/10.”
– Initially Confused Jammer
Our flagship flavor. It’s lightweight, easy to digest, and perfectly integrated into your morning routine. Great for 2D toast and 3D bagels.
A slightly more robust and strictly typed flavor. Preferred by enterprise breakfast eaters. Warning: May require you to set up an external eating environment.
Built entirely by the community! We just left a giant vat of oranges downtown and let people throw sugar at it until it was finished.
Pre-order our “Early Access Founder’s Pack” today!
(Includes three jars of our starter flavors).
We’re sticking to what we do best: hosting game jams!
The next Godot Wild Jam starts on April 10th. Grab your team, join the next jam, and let’s make some actual games.